lounge lizard

An artsy yuppie hipster with thick framed glasses and a track jacket that hangs out in smoothe urban ambient bars. He listens to trip hop, ambient techno, acid jazz, neo-soul, dj scratching. He sits in the cozy seats under mood lighting and talks to women to seduce them with his deep intellectual thought. He likes grafitti art and graphic design. He is not pretentious. loves sushi, trends, sophisticated metrosexual culture.

That lounge lizard is a graphic designer.

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4:3

these goddamn cocksuckin sons of bitches don't know
shit squat bout nuthin...!!!!
i ain't bout ta watch no damn art house film
filmed in hd in 4:3 aspect ratio...
full screen is for asshole lickin jackasses...
why can't all dvds come in 16:9 only?
makes me all pissy and shit when i accidentally get a movie in 4:3...
i may be pmsin like a lil bitch but
all the faggots who like their damn movies in 4:3 aspect ratio
can hit the zoom button on their dvd remote and it'll be full screen on their 4:3 tv...
the black bars on the top and bottom annoys the shit out of em...
4:3 ass lickin is a shame....cutting away the true composition of each shot...
all the blind motherfuckers will never get the feel for compositional design
the intention was meant....
maybe i'll never see....
FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
have some class....take a bunch of film courses
KEEPIN IT ANAMORPHIC WIDESCREEN!!!
please forward this message to any REAL AMERICAN

4:3 and i'll kick your ass

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wonton cart

a modified japanese import car made for rave asian kids. see rice rocket. they are made for looks and speed.

that wonton cart culture has become real popular in the last few years.

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rant

to talk passive aggressively about something without having the guts to take real action. ranting usually takes place behind someone's back or safely on the internet behind the computer screen. to rant is to talk big but to have little balls. ranting also refers to the politically and religiously self riteous who talk a bunch of useless bullshit that makes no difference but expects everyone to aggree.

some guy made a bunch of nasty racist rants on the internet because he knew if he did it face to face he would have gotten his fucken face kicked in.

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shit swipe

i'm wiping my credit card on my asshole
that way when i go to buy stuff i'll leave my
shit stain on the credit card machine after
it is swiped....
then when everyone uses the same machine will
get my shit on their card...
and eventually on their hand...
when they start eating food
it'll be my shit on their hands...
and into their fuckin mouth

my shit swipe is contagious

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double indemnity

When life insurace is pretentiously doubled because of cause of death in specific way. Also known as a great film noir from the 40's.

double indemnity is a film noir classic loved by many film students and critics.

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war monger

a lover of war. obsessed with everything about war and the history of war.

war mongers are people who love guns and weapons.

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