Hooptie Ride

Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.

"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"

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pink steel

A hard-on.

After my lap dance, I was sporting pink steel.

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Beat it like a rented mule

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

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Tuna Boat

1. A vehicle containing one or more hot pieces of female ass. You want to hit all of them.

2. A man's hog. This is a euphemistic definition deriving from the fact that after hammering on a woman's kitty, a man's penis can have a fragrance reminiscent of dead tuna fish.

Dave: "Hey, look at that carload full of poontang!"
Chester: "Yeah, that's a real tuna boat!"

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Shit Stick

Toilet plunger.

Whey you lay down a coil the size of Texas and it won't go down, use the shit stick.

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