fudge-head

The "polite" version of callings someone a shithead.

(In church) Wow! That preacher sure is a fudge-head!

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milking the butter utter

"Milking the butter utter," is a misspelling of "milking the butter udder," which refers to the act of tit fucking a lactating woman, with extra points to whomever consumes the udder butter, or cum and tit milk mixed into a creamy butter-like consistency.

My girl loves eating the udder butter when I 'm done milking the butter utter (udder)!

Dirty Turtle

After you buttfuck Senator Mitch McConnell you make him go ass to mouth, that's the Dirty Turtle.

I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!