Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.

Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."

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thingy

Male: The catch on a woman's bra
Female: Any gadget intended for a man.

Male: I can't undo this thingy, dammit!
Female: What's that thingy do?

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