Chasing Shadows

To assume the absolute worst for an absolutely trivial, non threatening situation. A "Debbie Downer."

Mike: Hey have you seen my wife? She was here fishing just a minute ago.
David: No. She could've fallen in the river and drowned you know.
Mike: The water is 2 feet deep dumbass. Stop chasing shadows and help me find her.

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Dr Octagonapus

Highly featured character in Dominic Fear's Dfear Lazer movies.

Often popping up at highly inappropriate moments to "Fire his lazer"

Guy 1: Oh hey man wheres your phone???

Guy 2: Oh erm... Its Charging....

Dr Octagonapus: Dr Octagonapus BLLARRRRRGGGHHHH (shoop da whoop)

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