Too much sauce

What was on my chipotle rice

Pearl: Can I taste your Chipotle

Me: Sure
Pearl: ew. it has too much sauce

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3guys1hammer

Please. just dont watch it.

Suspicious GF: give me your phone password or else I'll let you watch 3guys1hammer.

Guy: Here, have the password

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Milk

that good liquid thing that plays too much; It disappears right when you need it for your cereal or any other breakfast.

Al: yo bro, You finna pass me that milk in the fridge so I can use it for my cereal?

Ed: lol there's actually no milk in the fridge; I drank the last one. Sorry for your loss bro.

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