flip flop

To go back and forth on a decision or issue.

To make a decision and then change your mind.

Bernard: You coming to Hooters for happy hour?

Larry: No, I can't. My wife wants me home at 6.

Bernard: You said you were goin' an hour ago! Nice flip flop. Get a sack.

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whistle dick

To speak with a slight drawn whistle on words with an 's' or 'sh'. A lisp that creates a whistle-y noise.

I can't understand what that crack-head is saying. He keeps whistle dickin' his s's.

That whistle dick can't get through a sentence without spittin' up his lunch on me.

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diesel

Budweiser beer (especially in a 24oz. can).

outside QuickTrip, the interior of a 1989 Ford Probe...

Christian: You want something to drink?

Grant: Can of Diesel.

Christian: A 2 by 4?

Grant: That's what I said.

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chief that

To roll a joint and then light it yourself when others are present.

John: Almost (licks the glue and then lights it himself).

Toby:Sooo, I guess your just gonna chief that spleef?

John: (quickly passes it) Sorry dude, habit.

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