Phi Kappa Psi

a group of elitist assholes who choose to live with other elitist assholes to prevent the gaining of a grander world perspective and the development of personal creativity, in favor of living stagnantly in the fetid bosom of the socialised groupthink order, so as to gain some bureaucratic power over each other such as forcing others to clean toilets and kitchens. also key to the idea is participation in larger scale masturbation techniques with other fraternity and sorority organisations in which small inane projects are created to foster a greater sense of selflessness through which rich culturally inert mongoloids see they are just the same as other rich culturally inert mongoloids.

Hey, Phi Kappa Psi guys, lets work on the homecoming float with the Kappa Kappa Lambda girls after we finish chapter where we bitch at each other and talk about how we got drunk this weekend. I think we all have a responsibility to do that and plus it will be fun.

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