Freeze Your Eggs

Relax, slow down, show patience.....as in a woman freezing her eggs for future pregnancy

You don't even graduate this year, you need to Freeze Your Eggs yo

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Breasturrection

Becoming re- attracted to your wifes' nipples after several chidren and years of marriage.

I love my wifes nipples again, i tell ya, they came back from the dead, its a Breasturrection!

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Cumburn

When a man ejaculates so many times he gets a work out burn, but within his cock.

Yo man I had so much sex last night i got cumburn today.

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Cumburn

When a man cums so much in a day that his cock has a workout- like burn.

I jerked off twice yesterday and fucked Susie three times, my cock has serious cumburn.

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Astoreolas

A woman with exceptional nipple hard on that is visible in Astoria, Queens.

I heard that chicks Astoreolas are as smooth as Tony Bennetts voice.

dudeluded

Wishing you were a gay man to solve the problems you have in life that are hetero/ vaginal based

I must be dudeluded to think that my life doesn't revolve around pussy.

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Peddle Feelia

A toyota owners apprehension when driving

I dont trust this Corolla near that elementary school, I got serious peddle Feelia

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