Baby shart

What you sing when your infant shits himself.

"Baby shart do do do do do baby shart do do do do do do baby shart do do do do do baby shart." 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

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Furry

Strange humans who pursue an unhealthy obsession with anthropomorphic animals.

Person 1: Look, he's taking a picture with a furry!

Person 2: What a loser!

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Clipe

Scottish term for a snitch

Younger brother:Muuuummmmm Scotty hit me!
Older brother: Oh shut it ye clipe.

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Sports Guy

A man who is sporty.

I'm a sports guy because I'm sporty

I've got a dig bick

You that read wrong

You read that wrong. I've got a dig bick

Plandemic

See- Karen

Karen: This isn't just about the virus, this is a plandemic!

Unfortunate listener: Karen, you are crazy, what benefit does crashing the world economy have on the government's? Try doing some real research and read some medical papers then you will see why Covid-19 is a serious issue that needs to be addressed instead of listening to David from down the pub who knows jackshit about basic virology.

Karen- WAKE UP YOU DUMB SHEEPLE! 🐑🐑🐑

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Four Slice Toaster

The forbidden Gender

I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!