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Hypocrite

Something no one is allowed to be except myself.

A hypocrite.

by Eddie the Head July 30, 2021


Santa

Pure evil, a big fat paedophile who "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake. That's some scary shit like, I'd rather sleep in fucking peace.

Santa is evil, after all his name is an anagram of Satan. Perhaps he is Satan's apprentice?

by Eddie the Head August 28, 2022


Penis

Mine is big

I have a monster penis

by Eddie the Head April 25, 2021


Nickelback

The number 1 cause of ear cancer

I listened to Animals by Nickelback and I developed terminal ear cancer and I'm gonna die within weeks

by Eddie the Head December 4, 2022

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Louis Armstrong

A man who has been arrested due to sitting beside a white woman on the bus under Jim Crow laws and had had guns pulled out on him so he could play jazz for people, yet he still lived to be the most happy and jolly bloke until his death.

RIP Louis Armstrong 1901-1971 😇💙

Despite the hurdles Louis Armstrong has went jumped, he even sang about the wonderful aspects of the world.

See: What a wonderful world

by Eddie the Head August 30, 2021


Robby The Seal

Pingu's best friend who makes alot of funny noises.

Robby The Seal is my favourite character from Pingu

by Eddie the Head August 25, 2022


Lifelover

A mish bash of shoegaze and DSBM. In Layman's terms a depressive black metal band with shoegaze-like guitars riffs.

Lifelover is one of the best bands black metal has to offer

by Eddie the Head January 3, 2024