Seagull

Government drones

I'm trying to change and there is a seagull peeping through my window, I hope it isn't one of those government drones trying to spy on me.

Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.

Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.

Fairytale of New York

A Christmas song the BBC loves to whinge about because it has the word "faggot" in it and distorts it to suit their own false narrative that the song is homophobic, when really "faggot" can be used as an Irish slang to call someone a lazy person.

Fairytale of New York is not a homophobic song, so stop taking it out of context to fit your SJW narrative you whiners!

Sonic fanbase

A cult of ungrateful little shits who cry for a new sonic game to be released then moan once it is released.

Sonic fanbase:

Sonic fanboy: I WANT A NEW SONIC GAME TO BE RELEASED *Takes a tantrum* 😭😡🤬*

Also Sonic Fanboy: THIS NEW GAME IS SHIT! FUCK THIS GAME, IT'S THE WORST SONIC GAME TO BE RELEASED! *Takes tantrum 😭😡🤬*

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Boobees

The type of bees which produce milk

I want some of that milk from your buzz buzz boobees!

Your Face

My answer to everything

Bully: You're stupid
Me: Your face is stupid
Bully: You're not worth my time
Me: Your face is not worth my time
Bully: That makes no sense whatsoever
Me: Your face makes no sense whatsoever
Bully: Shuts up*

South Park

Litetally one of the only shows worth watching on television today.

South Park and Family Guy are the only shows worth watching on the telly today.