Viscera

The World's Largest Love Machine.

RIP Viscera 1971- 2014

Wikipedia

A source as reliable as the urban dictionary.

Student: Miss, I've finished my portfolio
Teacher: Where did you get your sources to gather all this information?
Student: Wikipedia
Teacher: Stamps an F-
Student: Oh man! 😞

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Cat piano

Jeffy's favourite toy

Jeffy* plays the cat piano* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

Mario: JEFFY STOP IT!

Jeffy: MEOW

Mario: THAT'S IT JEFFY YOU'RE GROUNDED!

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Skatepark

The purpose is to ride Skateboard, BMX or Scooters, but usually they're used as a dope smoking hut or a wrestling ring.

Jon: Wanna go to the dope smoking hut?
Jay: The what?
Jon: The Skatepark
Jay: Ah yeah, I get you now. Of course I will!
Jon: Fantastic, I'll meet you at 6pm at rhe skatepark
Jay: Sounds like a plan

Loud and Proud

The worst way to do a GTA heist.

*stealthily walks through the casino building and accidently clicks RT causing the video game character to shoot*

"Oh shit boys, It looks like we will have to do this loud and proud which may result in us all failing the heist.

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Kiddy Fiddler

Joe Biden

"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.

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70kg

My current body weight as of Friday 27th May 2022.

I am 5'9" and 70kg