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A virtue signalling and pretentious individual who thinks they are above everyone else.
20π 10π
When you're not potty trained and take a poo on the bed instead of the toilet
Amber Turd isn't potty trained and took a big steamin' shite on the bed
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Japanese Singer best known for her songs Life Is Like A Boat and I Wanna Go To A Place...
Rie Fu has a beautiful voice. I could listen to her all day
The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.
The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.
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The world was supposed to end in 1998, 2000, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2018, and 2020. It's all just tabloid scare tactics used simply for the purpose of arousing alarm.
Sheep: Did you read The Sun? They say that the end of the world is upon us!!!?!?!?!
Critical thinker: Tabloids are unreliable sources of information. I'd listen to the scientists rather than hearsay.
5π 9π
1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.
2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft
3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.
4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".
5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one
Someone who got vaccinated in their asshole, dickhole/vaginahole
I got vaccinated in my asshole and my dickhole and it stings. I guess that makes me a vaxhole.