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Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.
The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes Γ°ΒΒΒ
Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
General comeback used by feminists when they lose a debate
Sane person: Y'know, women who are misandrist are just as bad as men who are misogynistic
Dumb feminist: You're an incel
Sane person: Clearly you have no idea what an incel is
A man who thinks women exist to give him pleasure.
Incel David thinks women owe him sex
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The prime example of "United we stand and divided we fall".
Ireland gained their independence around 100 years ago and Nicola Sturgeon is now pushing for another referendum to push for an independence Scotland which her brainwashed SNP sheep will vote for. Just Wales and England if that happens and if Wales gains sovereignty then the United Kingdom is no more and we no longer stand as a nation, not that we stood as a full nation since Ireland gained sovereignty.
A source as reliable as the urban dictionary.
Student: Miss, I've finished my portfolio
Teacher: Where did you get your sources to gather all this information?
Student: Wikipedia
Teacher: Stamps an F-
Student: Oh man! Γ°ΒΒΒ
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Jeffy* plays the cat piano* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Mario: JEFFY STOP IT!
Jeffy: MEOW
Mario: THAT'S IT JEFFY YOU'RE GROUNDED!
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The purpose is to ride Skateboard, BMX or Scooters, but usually they're used as a dope smoking hut or a wrestling ring.
Jon: Wanna go to the dope smoking hut?
Jay: The what?
Jon: The Skatepark
Jay: Ah yeah, I get you now. Of course I will!
Jon: Fantastic, I'll meet you at 6pm at rhe skatepark
Jay: Sounds like a plan