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Something that always happens in class, particularly in maths for some odd reason, although there is nothing sexually attractive about brain cell killing equations, fractions, sums etc.
I was had a boner in maths class while wearing skinny jeans and my large pee pee erected and it ripped put my skinny jeans.
My ex is a petty fuck because she cries over getting called a tinky fuck
The longest road in Scotland notorious for it's high rates of traffic collisions.
"You were born on the A9 because that's where all the accidents happen"
Abortion is legal murder to babies who could've potentially been successful in life. Essentially it's wasting a human life for one's own selfish reasons. You never know, some of those babies who have been killed inside the womb could've been the hero who found a cure for cancer.
Abortion is wrong.
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The best metal band to grace the planet, and are "hated" by dickwads who don't want to admit that they like Dragonforce because they think it is cool to hate on them.
Dragonforce are one of the best metal bands in the world, try change my mind.
I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.
Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand