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One of the reasons your computer or mobile phone has to be taken into ICU because you mistakenly clicked on a dodgy advert on Pornhub and now your device has been infected with Pornovirus.
Jack went to watch porn and his device got pornovirus, and had to tell mummy and daddy about it then they recorded themselves spanking him for bring a naughty boi, posted the video on pornhub as a punishment.
I had to go to the garage to fix my Range Rover, but apparently the damage is irreparable, so that's a shame
Natural chocolate produced by humans.
Person 1: Can you go to the store and get me a chocolate bar?
Person 2: How about I produce some of my homemade chocolate which comes out my ass to save money?
Person 1: Yeah good idea! Let's eat some poop chocolate!
Both: *Stuffs their faces with poop chocolate*
One of the best technical guitarists who plays for the band Metallica. He started off in a garage band called "mesh", then Exodus and Joined Metallica in 1983. He does ripping solos and playing at lightning speed.
Metallica would be nothing without Kirk Hammet. James Hetfield is a great guitarists and all, but Kirk Hammet superior
Someone who participates in sexual activity for money. They can be both Male or Female, however the term is primarily associated with females.
Person 1: Connie sent me nudes....
Person 2: What a whore. She is a dumbfuck for thinking that she is secure about her body by sending nudes when in reality she is doing it to alleviate her self consciousness of her own self image. A sure sign of a lack of self respect.
1. Stand by Me is a book written by Stephen King which then got remade into a movie in 1986. The plot consists of 4 boys called Vern Tessio, Gordie Lachance, Chris Chambers and Teddy Duchamp went on an adventure to find a local teenager's dead body of Ray Brower who got hit by a train while berry picking. The movie consists of perilous scenes such as having to run away from an incoming train as they went through the train track to go to the woods, they fell into a river which had leeches and got leeches all over their bodies which cause Gordie Lachance to faint, then once they found the dead body, Ace Merril and his cronies encountered the 4 boys, almost stabbed Chris Chambers, but didn't stab him due to the fright the gunshot made when Gordie Lachance pulled the trigger. His intention wasn't to aim for anyone, but to stand up for himself in front of Ace and his gang without taking malicious or barbarous action such as shooting or stabbing them.
2. An amazing song composed by Ben E King which was released in 1961 and was played during the credits of the Stand By Me movie.
1. Person 1: Do you want to watch a movie?
Person 2: What movie?
Person 1:Stand By me
Person 2: Hell yes, my other mate told me it is the best damn movie he has ever watched
Person 1: Oh you'll love it, trust me.
2. Stand by me lyrics:
Verse 1
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
Chorus
So darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand
Stand by me, stand by me
Verse 2
If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
Chorus
And darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me
Instrumental
Chorus
Darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, just stand now
Oh, stand, stand by me