Chinky

1. A contemptuous term used to describe an Asian person.

2. British term for a chinese takeout.

1: Bao is a chinky bastard

2. Imma order myself a chinkies

Columbus

The show and tell for Columbus is Genocide.

Person 1: Did you know Christopher Columbus discovered America, what an amazing guy!
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.

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Double Standard

One of the main reasons why race relations will never improve.

Black person: Shut up you cracker

White person: Shut up you n*gger

Black person: OMG RACIST!

Black person: Names and shames white person on social media.

White person: Also names and shames Black person on social media.

Black person: Receives positive comments such as "well done for standing up for yourself" and has a like and reaction ratio of 2k hearts, 1.8k likes 1.5k care reactions, 1k laugh reactions, 500 sad reactions, 10 angry reactions.

White person: Recieves more negative comments such as "OMG RACIST" or people on comments saying racist things to him, but of course Facebook has double standards so they won't remove them. The post has a like ratio of "10K angry reactions, 5k sad reactions, 1k likes, 3 care emoji's and 3 heart emoji.

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Happily Ever After

You wish!

The sad reality is, no one ever lives happily ever after as in the real world we all run into stressful situations in life and some which can stick to us for life, therefore no one can truly live "happily ever after". It only exists in fairytales, storybooks and Disney movies.

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Coronaspiracy theory

bIlL gAtEs VaCcInE

tHe GrEaT rEsEt

5g

sHeEpLe

mAsKs ReStRiCt My BrEaThInG

mAsKs TaKe AwAy My Freedom!

mAiNsTrEaM mEdIa

gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts

eViL gOvErNmEnT

IT'S ALL A BIG CORONASPIRACY THEORY!🤪🤪🤪

Hypochondriacs

Something on the rise as the media convinces people that if you cough, then you have covid.

Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*

Public: Stares at the shopper

Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.

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Myth

Any gender outside of the binary.

You are either a cis male, cis female, trans woman or a trans man. In summary, you are either a male or femalem You can't just claim you are some other gender which doesn't exist because that's like saying that I identify as a dragon (a mythical creature), even though in reality I'm a human. Non-Binary or any other gender which falls under that umbrella is a myth.

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