Consecutive

A synonym for "in a row".

Covid 19 has been a pandemic for 16 consecutive months!

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Panic Buying

Something that selfish twats do prior to a Covid-19 lockdown and don't even consider other individuals in need for the products being hoarded.

BREAKING NEWS: "CORONAVIRUS IS ON THE RISE".

Karens: Starts panic Buying loo roll, canned products, Easter eggs, baby wipes, pasta etc.

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It's just a prank, bro

Yes it was just a prank bro.

It's just a prank, bro, so get a sense of humour you fucking snowflake!

Rage Against The Machine

See: Commie
Also See: Poser, attention whore

Rage Against The Machine sucks dick and hate capitalism

Orson Welles

Some actor I've heard good things about.

Orson Welles was apparently cast in good movies

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.

Hindsight is 20/20

But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy

Hindsight is 20/20

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