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Afghanistan

A country that has practically been colonized by an Islamic terrorist group called the Talibans.

The Talibans have captured the 5 following large cities in Afghanistan:

1. Kabul (Capital city)
2.Herat
3.Kandahar
4.Mazar-i-Sharif
5.Lashkar Gah

by Eddie the Head August 29, 2021


Dandruff

When dead skin cells on the scalp sheds faster than it is supposed to resulting in noticeable flaky skin on one's hair. It is usually the result of a greasy scalp which is not always your fault because some people produce more sebum than others which may be the result of hormonal imbalances. There is a common misconception where it is caused by a dry scalp, but it is caused by the polar opposite.

I've had greasy hair with dandruff before and it is not fun. Take care of your scalp peeps!

by Eddie the Head July 30, 2022


Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

by Eddie the Head May 7, 2021


Carrey Video

A terrifying 80s VHS logo, but the Greek version is much worse than the UK version.

Carrey Video is a scary and cheesy logo

by Eddie the Head July 18, 2022

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Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by Eddie the Head December 22, 2022


Glaikit

Scots term referring to a stupid or inept person

Nicola Sturgeon is is glaikit, I'm so glad she resigned

by Eddie the Head March 21, 2023

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MIKA

A British-Lebanese singer best known for his singles, Grace Kelly, Lollipop, We Are Golden and Popular Song ft Ariana Grande. He is extremely talented and can reach high notes, but then homophobic idiots say that's down to him being gay and funnily enough, it is only the homophobes who criticize him while the rest of us enjoy him and they miss out due to their destructive biases. Hell, MIKA even pitched his voice to sound like Freddie Mercury In Grace Kelly as he "tried a littpe Freddie".

I swear MIKA is Freddie Mercury's long lost son and also, did you know MIKA is multilingual as can communicate in English, Arabic, French, Spanish, and Italian.

by Eddie the Head October 25, 2022