Runny Tummy

A condition where you can't stop shitting yourself.

Symptoms include:

•Shitting your drawers
•Shitting out brown or green water
• A burning asshole
• Stomach Pain

Causes:

•Taco Bell
•Salmonella
•E-Coli
•Undercooked takeout

Treatment:

•Immodium
•Drinking water to keep hydrated
• BRAT Diet: Bread, Rice, Apples and toast as they are bland foods which wont aggravate the digestive system.
•Not eating Taco Bell

I ate a Taco Bell 3 hours ago and I now have a runny tummy as a result.

Nihilistic

Views that 90% of privileged teenagers have.

Nihilistic things teenagers say.

"I wanna die"

"What's the point in life"
"Kill me"
"I wanna kill myself"
"Shoot me"
"I wanna stab myself"

Bish shut up, live your lives and get on with it. You only have one, so use it.

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Probiotic

A substance which aids in promoting healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract in order to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

Probiotic

A substance which aids in the growth of healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

The Simpsons

A funny TV show broadcast at 6PM everyday

I've watched practically every episode of The Simpsons

Copulation

A fancy synonym for getting your whole.

I'm 18 and have never partook in copulation, therefore I'm still a virgin :(

Shitebag

Derogatory Scottish term for a wimp

David: Oi dickhead! Wanna hit the pubs the night

James: Nah sorry mate I'm workin' the morns mornin'

David: Mon shitebag, just have a wee bit of fun lad

James: Dinna you be callin' me a "shitebag" you cheeky cunt!