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Blepharitis

A condition caused by too much bacteria present on the base of the eyelashes, which leads to inflammation of the eyelid causing the eyelid to turn red, swell up, crust and bleed.

I wouldn't wish Blepharitis on my worst enemy.

by Eddie the Head May 31, 2022


Rights

Something privileged people use as an excuse to complain that they have it so bad.

Karen- Lockdown is an infringement of our rights!

Not a Karen: Rights come with responsibilities. Our responsibility at this point of time is to flatten the curve and save lives until more people have been vaccinated for covid-19.

by Eddie the Head July 7, 2021

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Death Metal

Forget my previous definition, Death Metal rules!

I've become a Death Metal fan over the past year

by Eddie the Head September 10, 2023


Death Metal

Earrape

If you don't stop playing death metal, then I'll call the wee woos to have you arrested for earrape.

by Eddie the Head May 25, 2022


Gob

Scots/Irish slang for mouth

Shut your gob

by Eddie the Head August 26, 2022


Willy

Euphemism for penis used by children to stop them using vulgar slang to describe their dong.

My willy is king size.

by Eddie the Head June 4, 2021


The conspiracy theorist look

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

by Eddie the Head May 27, 2022