Death Metal

Forget my previous definition, Death Metal rules!

I've become a Death Metal fan over the past year

Death Metal

Earrape

If you don't stop playing death metal, then I'll call the wee woos to have you arrested for earrape.

Gob

Scots/Irish slang for mouth

Shut your gob

Willy

Euphemism for penis used by children to stop them using vulgar slang to describe their dong.

My willy is king size.

The conspiracy theorist look

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

Ted Nungent

Great guitarist

Ted Nungent is a great guitarist, fight me

Panic Buying

Something that selfish twats do prior to a Covid-19 lockdown and don't even consider other individuals in need for the products being hoarded.

BREAKING NEWS: "CORONAVIRUS IS ON THE RISE".

Karens: Starts panic Buying loo roll, canned products, Easter eggs, baby wipes, pasta etc.

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