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Diarrhea

PISS COMING FROM YOUR ASS!

Kid: Mommy, I have piss coming from my ass.

Mom: That's called diarrhea sweetheart.

by Eddie the Head July 5, 2021


Illusory pattern perception

The propensity to see casual relations where there may not be any. A common phenomenon among conspiracy theorists when they try piece up information which confirm their biases.

Illusory pattern perception.

by Eddie the Head August 21, 2021


Sentence

Something Joe Biden isn't good at forming.

Joe Biden cannot form se-se-se sentence. Oh fuck, Joe Biden has corrupted my brain and now I've caught his stutter!

by Eddie the Head May 26, 2022


Dictatorship

A system where the government controls each aspect of life and is usually abused due to the propensity to corrupt.

Brazil was in a dictatorship in the 60s and 70s, and the economy skyrocketed due to corruption.

by Eddie the Head September 10, 2022


White guilt

See White Saviour

Hi, I'm Jamima, I'm a white saviour who gets offended on behalf of another race and I want to cancel culture on behalf of the black people. My ideologies stem from white guilt.

by Eddie the Head April 27, 2021

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Weezer

Proof that nerds can be rockstars

Fuck Sum 41, Fuck Blink 182. Weezer shits on them both.

by Eddie the Head August 15, 2022


Weezer

Proof that nerds can also be rockstars

Weezer is proof that if you were bullied at school, that you can still aim high.

by Eddie the Head August 22, 2022