Dirt lip

The stage when a person tries to grow a moustache but it only seems like they have a dirty upper lip. Young pre-pubescent teens usually rock this look to seem older.

Dante: Did you see Chuck's dirt lip in class today?

Tanya: Yeah he should really shave it off.

oison

The radical acceptance of something uncontrollable. Typically, something unpredictable , unfortunate and lingering that builds up over time. Like being poisoned for the soul

Sad girl: “No baby, don’t worry about me, Daryl dumped me and I’m going to have to let it Oison before I can go out.”

If it’s poison, let it oison.

darth bater

1) Someone who breathes heavily while masterbating resulting in a sound reminiscent of darth Vader.

2) Someone who is overly excited about anything Star Wars related, almost to the point where they seem like they'd whip it out and start jacking it to a new Star Wars trailer.

"Could you keep it down in the computer room, you are being a darth bater."

Dad Lip

When a moustache is freshly shaved or not fully grown in, causing the moustache to be sharp and stubble-like at the ends. Most importantly, hairs are longer than the infamous dirt lip.

Cheryl: Last night, when I kissed Earl, I could feel his dad lip against my lips.