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Eating everything, everywhere, all at the same time.
I was so hungry, when I got home I ate everything in the fridge, I was practically Nomnipotent.
Foods that look the same, but taste entirely different.
"I bought two candy bars, but it turns out that one was dark chocolate... so it tasted like a shit sandwich.. God damned nomophones.. Looks can be deceiving..."
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Wherever food is, you are there.
I was about to go to town on this big ass plate of nachos, and Steve showed up. I swear he's Om-Nomnipresent.