Speno

top lad with great banter, his style is better than most and he knows how to ball on a budget, despite his success in gcses he will certainly fail his A Levels due to alcoholism
- founder of stuck porn

‘wow thats speno, what a mad lad’
‘i wish my alcohol tolerance was as high as speno’s’

Ed McCracken

The sexiest motherfucker going
Has huge fuck off muscles
Got all 8s and 9s in his GCSEs
Top shagger with a 10 inch dong
One of the many ballers of the Tom Hanks chat

‘Wow that’s Ed McCracken with his huge fuck off muscles’
‘Oh I know, some say he’s got a 10 inch song’
‘They are correct’