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A man angerly beating his package.
"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."
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When you think one object for something very similar to it.
"Tina you mistook your jam for jelly when you grabbed me limes instead of lemons."
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When someone is angry at someone else for something that the person their angry at didn't do.
Franklin was balding the tires at Teressa when she got home, even though she didn't break the vase.
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A group of idiots who do stunts, skits and other things all to mkae others laugh.
When googled videos of Catapulting Kittens can be found.
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The pedestrian crosswalk is when two people are having sex and a third party person walks over or on the backs of the people during intercourse.
This position is best done outside in the streets.
It is believed homeless people invented this sexual position. Either them, or a group of drunk frat boys.
John and Jane had no money for a hotel room so they had sex in the middle of a busy sidewalk and ending up doing it pedestrian crosswalk style.
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A sexual postion that involves putting the male gentalia in another person's ear while smacking their ass at the same time.
"Did you hear that Goerge got Sandy panda style?"
"Yea... I heard she had a hard time hearing afterwards."
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This happens when a man whips out his cock and slaps another person in the face with it while jumping through the air.
Jacob wnet out and started fist slapping the eagle because he knew a few people who had angered him that day.
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