bulshitus

The inflammation of one's fabricated lies to build one's own ego.

Donna's lies to get herself out of work have grown to the level of a bulshitus infection.

crowd funneling

The mis-use of a crowd funding site to raise money for a false reason.

She is crowd funneling. Her son doesn't need money for rent. He is in jail! She has a bad case of bulshitus.

ferplungled

When an object gets messed up, dirty, distorted or broken beyond repair.

Wife to husband: "Could you grab me a new panty liner, this one is ferplungled."