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Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006


Alan

A breeze; after Alan Breeze, a singer with the Billy Cotton Band.

There's a nice Alan today.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010


tief

(noun) thief, mugger, robber (always a black person)
(verb) to go out stealing

Man, we was out tiefin' when de fuzz done catch us.

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006


Restroom

What Americans call a public toilet even though you cannot have a nice lie down in it (unless you are a very dirty person).

Don't even think you can have a rest in the restroom; it's for shitting and pissing in. And it pongs too badly.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006


mince pie

full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.

I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006


ugly pills

The pills ugly people take in order to ensure they stay ugly. This is satire

Condo Rice takes her ugly pills every day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 03, 2006


Growler

A public lavatory, especially one in an unsophicated area.

"Where's your growler?" (As used in Russ Meyer film, 1969 by Charles Napier, actor of sorts, enquiring for the lavvy at a petrol station - or gas if you prefer).

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006