tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

Useless, of no relevance in the modern world

George Bush is about as much use as tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

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filthbox

The anus, the botty-hole, the rectum.

Watch out or I'll lick you in the filthbox (Sir Les Patterson, Sydney 1997)

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one off the wrist

To wank using the hand.

He gave himself one off the wrist.

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shitter

(a) the arsehole
(b) the shithouse

He went to the shitter to drop his load

He got fucked up his shitter

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Pump out

(verb) to have an abortion
(noun) an abortion

She had a bun in the oven so she went for a pump out

Mary got her bastard foetus pumped out at the clinic

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Islamic Position of Prayer

To assume the Islamic Position of Prayer (IPOP for short) means to get down on your hands and knees in order to received a good sodomisation.

"Yo! Get down in the Islamic Position of Prayer and I'll give you a good poling" (Too many to cite individuals)

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Snotgobble

Rubbish.

That idiot talks a load of snotgobble.

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