Minge Pie

A mouthful of minge.

Her husband couldn't get enough minge pie.

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velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

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Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

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mince

full term: "mince pie" cockney rhyming slang for "eye"

I punched the fucker one in his fucking mince

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Brown-Nose

To seek favour by sniffing the bumhole of a superior; hence "Brown-Noser".

"Blair brown-noses Bush like a good poodle, hoping to get a profitable lecture tour on retirement." (Prince Charles in a confidential memo to his secretary, 1998)

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Chicken farmer

A male homosexual who likes young boys (chickens)

He was a renowned and infamous chicken farmer.

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