one off the wrist

To wank using the hand.

He gave himself one off the wrist.

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Islamic Position of Prayer

To assume the Islamic Position of Prayer (IPOP for short) means to get down on your hands and knees in order to received a good sodomisation.

"Yo! Get down in the Islamic Position of Prayer and I'll give you a good poling" (Too many to cite individuals)

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shitter

(a) the arsehole
(b) the shithouse

He went to the shitter to drop his load

He got fucked up his shitter

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Pump out

(verb) to have an abortion
(noun) an abortion

She had a bun in the oven so she went for a pump out

Mary got her bastard foetus pumped out at the clinic

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dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

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Fagnet

A woman who attracts gay men

Liza Minelli is nearly as big a fagnet as her old Ma was!

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pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

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