pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

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shagspot

A yellow-tipped spot on a boy's face during puberty.

His face was smothered in shagspots; he looked like a fucking relief map of India.

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dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

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Fagnet

A woman who attracts gay men

Liza Minelli is nearly as big a fagnet as her old Ma was!

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