status bro

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.

"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."

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Double Captain

A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.

The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.

Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.

Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?

Sithy

A dark force user who is weak in the force.

"Careful - he's a Sith Lord."
"Nah - he's just a Sithy."

Rubber Gypsy

Someone who lives in a vehicle - car, van, RV - if it has rubber wheels and you're living in it then you are a rubber gypsy.

I was a rubber gypsy for half of my twenties - split my time between Arizona, Oregon, and Baja.