insultment

A word a stupid blonde might use instead of insult because she’s uneducated which used to exist in the Old English language before it became obsolete by the word insult

*Author’s irl experience*
Stupid blonde: So shut up and stop being an insultment

Intelligent Author: You mean insult?
Stupid blonde: No, insultment

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fullproof

how uneducated people spell fool-proof.
despite any arguments for the validity of the word "fullproof" the correct spelling literally means 'even a fool couldn't get this wrong'.
clearly the spelling of the word fool-proof is not fool-proof.

Person 1: "It's a fullproof plan"

Person 2: "you're a fool."

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Parkinson's disease

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.

My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

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