Flawful

Short for 'flawed + awful'. Used mostly by semi-illiterate customers bitching about something that is entirely their fault, especially applied to technology.

“HOW FAR IS THE RECOVERY NOW?
THERE IS A LOT OF FILES TO BE RECOVERED.
YOU TERMINATED THE WRONG HOSTING PACKAGE AND DELETEPD THE WRONG FILES.
YOUR SYSTEM MUST BE FLAWFUL IN THE IT PROCESSES THESE TYPES OF
REQUESTS. YOU AUGHT TO TEST YOUR SYSTEM FOR THAT TYPE OF ERROR." - idiot customer

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Dongdruff

The flaky remnants on one's penis after a night of passionate unprotected hetero sex. Generally a mix of dried semen and vaginal secretions.

Russ desperately needed a shower and to do some laundry; he found his sheets and body covered with dongdruff after the night's activities.