Jazzterbating

The act of masturbating with the use of improvisation and mixed tempo until eventual Jazzgasm.

I was really mixing it up the other night. It was a real journey. I was jazzterbating solo for 3 hours straight and it was the best Jazzgasm I have ever had.

Malignaggied

When you invite someone to come spar you in boxing, even though they are fat and out of shape, and you have all your friends film it and proceed to go hard af and clown him on camera. You then post the footage and leave them embarrassed.

"Man jimmy totally Malignaggied that new guy at boxing tonight, did you see the knockdown video?"