IHOP

IHOP stands for I Hate Old People

juan: Yo dawg, look at that old tramp in the wheelchair trying to cross the steet, lets give her a beatdown!
Carlito: why mang?
juan: cause IHOP mang!

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sick animation

One of the greatest and offensive websites with strictly cartoon animations more often than not including sexual content.

The new sick animation cartoon is hilarious, I almost pissed my pants!

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trumpkin

giving a
blumpkin to Donald Trump

Yo did you see that bitch on the Apprentice? The only reason she got that far was because she was giving Donald Trumpkins every night

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blumpkin chain

Men in a circle (usually in the outdoors) giving each other blumpkins.

Bob: My gay brother said he was in a blumpkin chain the other day
Edwin:Nasty!

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Blumpking

one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.

Mike: Yo Brian is the Blumpking!
Carina: Why?
Mike: Because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin.

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creative borrowing

A unique derivation of borrowing that usually involves the person who takes the object not telling the person that they take it from. In other words stealing.

Edwin: Yo were'd you get that sweet bling?

Mike: I, um, creatively borrowed it from my neighbor!

Edwin: Creative borrowing? What is that?

Mike: I just stole it from rich guy next door.

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tissue

used after jacking off to help clean up cum

fuck, where are the tissues, i have jizz all over my hands

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