Relationship P45

Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.

"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"

Lady-stiffy

The result in a female's panty area when a heightened state of sexual arousal is achieved.

"When Hugh Jackman ripped his top off in X-Men, I got a right lady-stiffy, I can tell you.

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