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Erastatas are the fakest people you will ever meet. They refuse to admit when they are in the wrong. They usually avoid confrontation at whatever cost. If you have an Erastata in your life, you have horrible luck. They are the worse people to be around.
Person 1: OMG I found this person who I thought was fake on Instagram the other day, but after I messaged them about it, they blocked me.
Person 2: OMG REALLY?
Person 1: Yes. I canât remember who it was though.
Person 2: It was definitely an Erastata.
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A chemical mixture of lard and cellulose. It is a primary ingredient in the production of Egyptian sour cream. It has also been known for its chemical properties when combined with fertilizer to create Semtex Grenades.
Person 1: Look out! Those guys are throwing lead and Semtex again.
Person 2: Damn. Why are they so sticky?
Person 1: Itâs the Erastata they use.
Person 2: Shoot. Were screwed arnt we?
Person 1: Yeah.
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A big brown storm of feces. Itâs when you go like wildfire in the bathroom and it comes out so fast and furious they name a movie after it. Itâs painful and messy and a whirlwind of emotions. Its the last think you want to happen.
Person 1: Hey Joey, why is your uncle staying in a hotel?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.
Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.