Accugaysions

When a man (straight or gay), gets accused of being gay due to saying something and/or doing something that doesn’t conform to the hypermasculine bro culture.

Mike: Bro check out that girl sitting over there at the bar, she’s fucking fine bro !

Joe: Meh she looks about average, probably an attention whore with the way she’s dressed and flirting with those guys over there.

Mike: Bro whaaat ? You’re fucking crazy bro ! What are you gay ?

Joe: Nah man I ain’t gay, I just don’t see what all the fuss is about. She’s probably ugly af under those 5 pounds of makeup she’s got on and she seems like she has daddy issues.

Mike: You sure you ain’t just gay bro ?

Joe: I’m just not into trashy barflies BRO, quit making all these accugaysions...

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A text sent from hell this shit will make anyone's iPhone crash if its sent via text message. The origin of this is unknown rumors say ISIS is behind it because of the Arabic characters but there has been no evidence linked to that theory.

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effective power

A text sent from hell this shit will make anyone's iPhone crash if its sent via text message. The origin of this is unknown rumors say ISIS is behind it because of the Arabic characters but there has been no evidence linked to that theory.

effective.

Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
冗

My stupid friend thought it would be funny to send me the effective power text now my phone crashed and my text messages don't fucking work

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