Flag deez nutz

The appropriate reaction to whenever some faggy cockshitter on reddit or urbandictionary or twitter or facebook or whatever website wants to flag your content for being "offensive"

"You can't type out that stuff about Black Lives Matter on reddit like that! You'll get flagged!" - Some faggot
"Flag deez nutz!" - Me

Caukie slang

Informal slang often used by Caucasions(Caukies) which include terms such as rad, dank, gnarly, tubular, wicked, etc

"That cheeseburger was dank as fuck, too bad you hit that gnarly pothole on the way over here, that was wicked weak. Other than that the trip was flippin rad" - Brad
"wtf do these words mean!?" - Tyrone
"Bro you should brush up on your Caukie slang" - Brad

609

When you give a girl an orgasm, the big O, in the middle of 69

I was upside-down eating out a girl during 69 and she screamed "oohhhhhhhh!!!" while she had an orgasm so i smacked her on her ass and said "shut up and put that dick back in your mouth" so she did. Can't blame her though, i gave her the ole 609

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Poonjabi

A Middle Eastern girl's pussy

"Hey you dating that hot new girl from class? Where is she from?" - Carl
"Yeah, she's from India" - Jackson
"Awww snap you bout to get some poonjabi!" - Carl

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Jinxbitch

Someone who always complains about other people "jinxing" things when they are just trying to have casual conversation. It gets to the point of complete insanity and total annoyance because they won't get their dumbass superstitious beliefs to themselves.

"I hope it doesn't rain out the baseball game tonight - Gary
"Omg now it's gonna rain you JINXED it!" - Jinxbitch
"But me saying i hope it doesn't rain has no effect on whether or not it will....."
"YES IT DOES YOU JINXED IT FUUUUUUUCK YOU AHHHH!!!"

Of course if it doesn't rain they won't notice this but if it does rain they'll blame you. They always notice the hits but never notices the misses and refuse to believe that coincidences sometimes occur in life. These jinxbitches are completely fucked up in the head and are very, very annoying to be around.

College degree

Worthless trash, meant to be thrown straight in the trash can.

I have a master's degree and i work at Domino's, boy do i regret going to college. My college degree is trash.

Atlanta

Where Ron Lumbergh moved after he slept with Joanna

"I can't believe Joanna slept with Lumbergh"

"you didn't know that?"
"Yeah you didn't know that?"
"A couple of years ago before he moved to Atlanta"

"You mean Ron Lumbergh the Initrode guy the young guy?"