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Magda

An absolute stunning girl who I love so much. She has the best smile and is amazing to sit with on long coach journeys. She has an incredible music taste and will happily sing and dance along like nobody's watching.

Hey is that Magda over there? Her dancing is great!
No that could never be Magda, she's nowhere near as pretty.

by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023


Sarah

She runs to feel the burning in her lungs and clear her head.

Do you know what Sarah meant? When she said; "You, be my guest and keep the pace. To save your face, you'll never make the place. Why do you even run the race?

by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023


urinebitch

A posh person with a piss kink.

Montgomery over there is such a urinebitch!

by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023


Pussy omelette

An omelette made in a woman's vagina using as many eggs as can fit, with a man's cum as a replacement for milk.

We made a pussy omelette last night, it was incredible.

by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023