Mum

A fat cow that thinks she owns the fucking place

You have no mum (She died)

Dry

In roadmen term meaning boring

Awh man we got school tomorrow, it’s so dry

Salisbury

A small town full of fucking gypos with the last name Cooper and girls smoking fags at the age of 13. Salisbury is also known smelly chavs outside McDonald’s vaping and thinking they’re solid by telling the McDonald’s to suck there mums. In Salisbury there are many schools such as Wyvern St Edmunds where most kids thinks they’re rock hard by smoking down the cut or the ones that don’t think they’re hard are fucking nerds that either use there fingers as guns or are in the LGBT community.

Sam:Where are the coopers?

Joe: At McDonald’s in Salisbury getting high off a vape they stole from their Nan