Dan

An ultimate fuck. He often lies and manipulates to convince you to think he is a good living being, and sometimes it can feel like he can read your mind. Which I know is fucking ridiculous, but that's actually what it can feel like, and who knows why? He's probably part of the Illuminati or something.

But not to worry, because he is as skinny as GradeAUnderA's fucking artwork. This makes him very easy to bash, because you can literally pick him up and snap him in half. He is also the type of guy who would go to someone's house and see a $10 note on the table, and steal it when there's nobody looking and spend it on mentos and a basic calculator (because he's not very intelligent). But this is kinda good, because if he does that to you, you now have every right to bash him.

If you are quiet and naive and he goes anywhere near you, God Fucking Bless You. But not to worry, your personality will eventually change, meet him after 17 years and fucking shank him.

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An outbreak of this species was 14 years ago.

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