blue moon

When a smurf moons you

JohnsonHey, look at that smurf, it's mooning us.
RichardNow that's a blue moon.

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renied

rejected and denied combined

Harry PotterI asked out that chick with the huge boobs.

random person Cool, what did she say?

Harry PotterDude, I got renied

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keystone ice

Cheap beer, 5.9 percent alcohol volume

Rick}Dude, last night I drank 6 Keystones and was waisted.

Douche BagDude, you're a pussy.

RickKeystone Ice

Douche BagAhh

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Fike

Alternative to the word fuck, used in the situation that you cannot curse.

(John kicked in the balls)

JohnFike!

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