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Flynn

Anyone with this name is instantly hot as fuck and can pork any blonde in the bars

Is that Flynn? He must have a huge cock

by Ehhh oooh March 14, 2016

15👍 11👎


Seymour

Anyone with this name is a fat whore

Damn that Seymour sure looks like an overweight walrus

Hey I think I just saw Seymour polish of 8 oatmeal raisin cookies at the dining hall!

by Ehhh oooh March 14, 2016

9👍 16👎


Aceret

A male boy who exceeds the max level of popularity, athleticism, good looks, and the attraction of women. This unique being has a 6.5 inch hard on with extraordinary girth. His nick name is often called "Ace" for his gift of hops for volleyball and getting a lot of, "aces"

Damn, Zach aceret is so hot

by Ehhh oooh May 15, 2014