facetious

The only word that has A E I O U in it in that order

Did you know that 'facetious' is the only word that has A E I O and U in order?

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Chance

Noun: A shot, hit, swig, etc. Can apply to drinking, smoking, doing drugs, having sex, or whatever else can be found at parties
Verb: To consume the item that is in one's hands

"Yo man, your turn to chance the weed."
"You got your Vodka, I got my Tequila. Let's chance this!"
"I think you should chance that entire 40."
"She's passed out on the couch: go chance that!"

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black hole

In porn, a black hole is when the guy is doing the girl missionary or doggy style, and the camera is behind the guy showing his anus. Staring into the black hole will steal your soul.

I was watching Do It Doggy Style, when they kept showing the guy's black hole. I didn't want to lose my soul, so I turned it off.

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