Krassenstein

The stain on your underwear as a result of sharting, sometimes permeating to the outer layers of your clothing. Usually accompanied by a putrid odour. Biohazardous.

I thought I just farted, then I checked my underwear and saw a huge krassenstein.
I could smell the krassenstein as he took off his trousers.
As I walked into the room, the dog ran straight to me and nuzzled my krassenstein

OCD

When used by a fan of the twilight saga;

Obsessive CULLEN Disorder - referring to the family of "vegetarian" vampires

Otherwise;

Obessive COMPLUSIVE Disorder - An irrational urge to repeat a process ecessively.

a) I LOVE twilight! And I am not suffering from OCD, I love every minute of it!

b) Emily* has OCD, every morning she has to brush her hair 79 times or she has a nervous breakdown.

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